2010年7月27日星期二

Jokes on Time

" Who's Calling?One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.5) If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."Vacation in TibetA man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room. After a few unsuccessful attempts to find an english speaking local, the couple finally finds an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey."Excuse me," the husband says, "could you tell us the time?""Absolutely", replies the elderly man, and with that he reaches down and grabs the donkey's balls. "It is 3:00", the man exclaims."Thank you" replies the wife in a surprised voice. And the couple continues on their way. After doing some shopping and grabbing a bite to eat. The couple return to the old man for the time.Again the elderly man grabs the donkey by the balls and says: "It is now 4:45."By this time the husband is completely amazed. "Please show me how you can tell the time simply by grabbing this donkey's balls!""Certainly," the elderly man replies motioning for the couple to come closer. "Sit here where I am," the man begins." Who's Calling?One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.5) If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."Vacation in TibetA man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room.